Ties

I was talking to Mrs Bateman from across the road. She works in the Oxfam shop and said she had a visit from Mr Bob yesterday. Apparently, he was looking for ties. He went through a box of about 40 ties, trying each one on and looking in a mirror they have there. He ended up buying about 25 of them. When he had paid for them, he wouldn't take a bag. Instead, he hung all 25 round his neck and walked off home. I wish I'd seen that!